February 2012
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I can’t stop going to Whole Foods’ prepared meal area. god damn it’s so good/expensive.
I email “stop calling me” - this time he responds!
subterraneans replied to your post: some guy calls me via “FaceTime” on my iPhone 2x a…
Do you have a Halloween mask laying around. Answer the call and don’t say a word.
haha sorta. That’s a good idea actually. I’ll have a sign ready that says STOP FUCKING CALLING ME
some guy calls me via “FaceTime” on my iPhone 2x a day. I’ve never answered and he continues to call, every, fucking, day.
Some asshole who doesn’t know their own email address is apartment hunting right now and I’m getting all of Katherine’s apartment inquiries. Jesus Christ, it’s 2012, learn how to use a computer.
follow up: must be cheap as hell to live in SC. Just got sent a 3/2 town-home for $670/mo
subterraneans:
It’s a very odd feeling to find something on SNL funny but these Clint Eastwood spoofs Hader has been doing are genuinely hilarious.
the Cage on Cage interview was great too
Kids in my class talking about memes. Kill me
Actual quote: “I’m new to memes”
subterraneans replied to your post: I can’t believe we got ‘fan mail’ before we got…
is it really that hard to believe
I’m too addicted to tumblr not to browse at class. Yesterday I came across a flaccid uncircumcised penis on my dash that was tattooed as if it was an elephant. Then there’s the people who I started following because of bike stuff and then they ended up just all...
I can’t believe we got ‘fan mail’ before we got “lists”
I think my dog weighs the punishment (15 minutes in timeout — slap on the ass) - with the crime (grabbing a new bag of dog treats off the counter, eating all 40 of them, then getting into the trashbag hidden INSIDE another trashbag for some chinese leftovers) and thinks to himself “worth it”.
subterraneans replied to your post: girl next to me in class is making jokes from curb…
you should tell her they’re pret-ty pret-ty good jokes.
I looked her in the eye and up and down and said “okay….. okay.”
girl next to me in class is making jokes from curb and claiming them as her own. I KNOW
Looks like I have something in common with Madonna
flyingscotsman:
Neither of us have sung at a Superbowl.
oheyjules asked: Your doctor's appointment is sketchy at all. I go to that complex for pilates. The picture was probably taken during construction but all that is nice and clean now.
trophic:
trophic:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING